They say The San Siro is a fortress for any team in Europe. A couldron of pure intimidation where opposition of Internazionale were supposed 2 tuck their weeners in between their legs n hop back to defend for their lives.
The home of Manchester United, The theatre of Dreams, OLD TRAFFORD but for just 1 night.. Manchester United cheated on her.. found comfort in the mistress San Siro..
United away from home settled into their stride from the 4th minute and dominated the first half.Ronaldo carrassed at times gently at times at full force the full length of the right flank of the san siro.There was a moaning sound every time he got the ball from the San Siro. Some say he likes it rough. Carrick cajoled the fortress with intricate passing n defending together with fellow seducer Fletcher. Giggs almost penetrated an opening in the mistress when a sublime through ball to him caught the internazionale defence awein in amazement but alas Julio Cesar like a true demon outside the gates of heaven blocked off what could have been.. If only giggs had a strong right than a strong left..maybe a cut in..maybe the San siro would have caved totally and gave in and enjoyed the true pleasure of United's Sensual Seduction. The san siro was kept back from reaching a climax with Manchester United by the husband Internazionale.. or should I say Manchester United's father, Sir Alex saying "there there now..easy..its impotent..I mean important not to conceave..sorry concede..safety first". He employed a condom called the 4-5-1 formation.
The second half they say belonged to the home team. Ronaldo castrated by Santor and Muntari combined and Park and Evra made to do the running but alas Park lacked that cutting edge ability to deliver and Evra just had a weight on his shoulders.Not enough of the mojo.Adriano dejected by the high maintainence San Siro who realli had no place for the obese. His high surface area made even a primary four Science idiot see how it is that it could hold more as he won many high balls by breasting..sorry chesting it down.. but Evans was always there swallowing up the ball when it hit the ground. Ibrahimovic showed his class.. I would say primary six..maybe EM3. Next to a toilet in San Siro and two classes away from Mourinho's. Stankovic and his deadly shots would not have disappointed..if the San Siro was the goal post rather than the stadium. Julio Cruz came on.. Wise move from Mourinho considering the man needs twenty tries to get a reaction from Manchester United's mistress for the night.. I would call him.. a bit off in ability if you get what I mean. Alas Esteban somed up Inter's night..Someone told him that soccer matches are not about goals. They are about how many yellow cards you can try to make the referee give.. He actually belived the fella. Toldo saw Julio Cesar's marvellous display and thought if he got a yellow card someone might remember him. I wonder what position he plays in. Is he a coach now?He should be a teacher as he taught Ibrahimovic the word "Irony" when he sat back on his seat labelled "respect".
Alas, a goalless draw. Mourinho says he will bring the home team home to see his "special one". Koz it werked when he used it on drogba. Ferguson gleefully anticipates a night in Old trafford because for all the hype the mistress was just a one night stand and there can only be one theatre of dreams where dreams take off,unfold and just happen..
Special thanks to teamtalk.com for an image of Giggs to summarize what could have been
Soccer Gundu out.. of the mistress.. Coming home to the wife
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