"Look MA! A trophy" - Ballack came in second in the German Accent competition. Finally proper silverware for the lad.YA.. I mean Yesh, U she i mean seee i beensh learningsh german reshently and thush beensh ushing more ssh in my langusghe so pleashe try to forgive me.. Danke..
Firsht up we shall talk bout Mancheshter United Vs Mancashter Shitty. I mean Shitty.. ShSHHSHsHSHH CITY. Shorry. And I don mean Nicky Shorrey I mean Shorrey as In Shor..ah Shrew it.. I mean..Nvm.. Mancasheter Shitty is Away where they sheem to be shitty but in this game their in the same city..WOW! I didsh it I said Shitty..crapsh.. Battle between tradition and wealth. Both teamsh have shomething to play for above europe and the title. Pride. U Shee pride is what runsh derby games. I don mean derby county games I mean derby games. Derby County gamesh are just shad.Bashicly I am sho hoping for a good game with fireworksh and A United winsh. I hate Shitty I mean SHitty..demmit.. koz they just put the game is disrepute and Im a Utd fan. Mosthly koz their owners pee oil. Hopefully Ronaldo v Robinho turns up to be a battle but is important to note that the lasht time thish two met Rafael did a great job on robinho. Letsh hope for goalsh for thish one. United need goalsh jezt in cashe of a pointsh leveler wif Liverpool.
Arshanal play Chelshe. Arshavin'sh back and Arshanal are playing for pride if I think bout it. Adebayor will be hoping to get a goal while Bendtner may not be able to make it ash he hash plans at the opening of a new club in London.Kieran Gibbsh shtill in depresshion will one to show his worth vershus Cashley Cole,Malouda and friends. Esshien and Didier " I keel u ref,I make love wif Mourinho" Drogba will want revenge. Fire in the eyes of the two opponents. Sho much anger and frushtrathion over their mid week woes. There will be hunger. There will be frushtration and there will be Ballack who finished shecond plashe in a German accent competittion which took palsh last week againsht me. The judgesh shaid that she I mean she..nvm she wasnt relli winning material.
Wonderful ties like Evertonsh av Tottenhamsters. To ten hamsss htr..demit.. Diz is aweful People are gonna shay im biashed.Den there are mammoth ties like Hull vs Shtoke.zzzzzz Sorry I am confushed how the hellsh ish diz not a divishion 1 tie again . Speakin of Division 1 tiesh The devil himself will den bring some poor hell slaves to Watch Middleshbrough vershus Newcashtle. Hu should be No cash le come next season if relegated and Middlesbrough will be raishing funsh with a new Circush act that is driving rivershite.. I mean Rivershitee... (D'oh.. Nvm all teams from there are pretty shite anyways) wild. Yesh. The Alfonsho alvesh hit the back of the net trick. He will actually skore a goal every time 12 million ish raished againsht a choice div 4 reserve gk. Quite a godd return rate. But i got a bad feeling he'll missh still.
Am Shorry for my terrible Acshent. Don ashk me why but I just think all my lessonsh were worth it shince i can call Mancashter Shitty.
Shoccergundu as I am.
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