Relegation fight??? or too much courteous teams?

I tell you what this weekend that passed was about. It can be summarized in this talk between Portsmouth,Hull,Newcastle,WBA,Blackburn,Middlesbrough and Sunderland.

Boro : It seems we are in the relegtion zone

WBA: We live there

Newcastle: Oye! What am I doin here?

Portsmouth : Been a while but I think I feel at home here

Hull: Wow! I'm in the premier league!

Blackburn: We Inced I mean Inched our way here..

WBA : We usually take a train to and fro this league. Its called the yo-yo express.

Newcastle: Yea You guys are Shite

WBA: Oye.. Shut it Geordies! We may still survive

All: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.. You know how far away u guys are from safety

WBA: We live there

Sunderland: We kinda thought Keano was screwin us but I think we were wrong. Sbragia's quite a donkey

Hull: We are too poor to rent dressing rooms in away games. Phil Brown tends to give his HT teamtalks on the pitch

Boro: We had money. Den someone suggested we sign some Alfonso Alves dude

Hull: I say we deserve to go.. We'll lose this week

Sunderland: Same 'ere. We probably gonna go down to Ipswich next season and ask Keano stuff.

Blackburn: We got Big Sam.. We measured ourselves during his medical. Its big i tell you...

All:.....

Liverpool: Hey Little Sam is here with us.. But.. Holy shite u are right

Awkward silence

Newcastle: Aye! Anyway I don wanna go down!

Boro: Nah.. Yall are jez Shite But We will lose too. Touched by your self sacrifice there Hull and Sunderland.

Portsmouth: Hey we make it interesting. U guys dont fight. We will outdo you guys. We will not only lose. We will get hammered by Arsenal! HAH! So who gonna go down now?

Hull: Oooo BIG deal We will freakin lose to Villa.. After a gajillion years since they last recorded a win!

Boro: We got ManUTd. We will just turn up.

Sunderland: Everton are playing for Europe. We will give em what they want

Newcastle: You do that guys. We wanna stay here next season

All: But you guys are Shite!

WBA: haha.. yea u guys kinda bad

Newcastle stunned. Attempts to kill itself using a 5.56mm "Shearer Geordie" bullet.

Rest don give a rats ass..

Boro,Portsmouth,Hull,Sunderland : May the best team go down..

Man City: Your goin down in four minutes
Down in four Minutes
Your goin down in four minutes.

BlackBurn: Ah Shut it! We'll send Diouf there to spit on yea!!

WBA: HEy you guys selling Robinho?

BlackBurn: We all are diced. Sam Allardyced?..ahhaha

Awkward Silence

Boro: Southgate will steer us South.

Hull: We are in the Premier League!

Sunderland: Wonder if the boy Ferdico Macheda and Welback are available. HEck we want their whole reserve squad demmit. Div 1 will be easier

Portsmouth:Ill give you guys 10 bucks if you can name our current manager?

WBA: Cya next next season guys..Cya next season NEwcastle..BWahahhaaahha

Blackburn: We won the Premier league before you know

Awkward Silence

Its about time they start fighting more for their lives and less about giving each other hope. Worst performance by a relegation group in ages..