Best Signing 2008-2009(Nice 1 gaffer!)

At the end of the WORSE SIGNING 2008-2009(RETARD) poll.. results are in

2nd runner up -P.Degen(Liverpool) 18%
1st runner up - Xisco (N'castle) 27%
Grand Retard - D.Bentley(Spurs) 50%

Be sure to catch the write up at our grand finale on our winner.

From the Worse now we go to some of the BEST business this season. Before I start out would like to mention players that almost made the cut, Steinsson(Bolton),Cisse(Sunderland)/Figueroa(Wigan)(on loan/late signings),Robinho(Man City) (wait a sec..wasn he also almost on the worse?????!!!Wadz wrong wif da fella..not enough importance actually),Corluka(Tottenham)(best player in Spurs this season but not that good), Robert Koren(WBA)...wrong club mi frend!

and the final nominees are...


1) Steed Malbranque (Sunderland) - A STEAL Malbranque! The only downside he has are his injuries but his assists(Top in the BPL as of now) and his important role in crucial games for Sunderland thus far makes him worthy of this nod. Now all he has to do is safe them from relegation..hmm.. tough luck fella..



2) Keith Andrews (Blackburn) - Who?? what?? Well I tell you brought in by manager/mistake Paul Ince, from MK Dons 2 runks down and has scored 2 absolutely CRUCIAL goals for em thus far. His performances have also been pretty decent so why not? Also A great spot considering where he came from the the risk of taking a 28 year old .Back down in Div 2 they call him the lucky B**tard who befriended a good mistake..i mean manager..

3) Mark Scwarzer (Fulham) - Was at Boro,I think single handedly...sometimes literally.. keeping them in the premiership. Now they are in trouble turning to a bull called turnbull while this boy has made more saves than any keeper this season in the BPL. YES! even more than Paul Scholes!!




4) Geovanni (Hull City) - Man City sell players and buy players that are marginally better they say.. SO much for oil eh?.. But Geovanni has proved a mistake. His long range efforts are being closely examined by a certain Tiger Woods who claims he needs to trade his golf clubs for this boys boots!Crucial goals as well..




5) M. Fellaini (Everton) - tall, lanky and most importantly..Young. Back in Belgium he has won accolades already like the ebony shoe and is performing like a veteran in his first season. All he needs to do is cut down on the yellow cards. But crucial goals have come his way and is already a fav in merseyside's blue side. A few kids even picked up wigs from his Halloween stash for halloween this year.. After all anything more frightening than what he has got.. U gotta say will get ya candy..

6) Curtis Davies ( Aston Villa) - A rock. You see every ship needs and anchor. because or else it will drift away. Sometimes it may even sink to the bottom if anchors are not fitted due to instability. Worse still some ships without anchors lose direction and position.The ship-A.Villa. The anchor-the boy Davies. Sure he cheats a little being on loan last season but hey..how often do they fade away after a while on loan?..eh Amr Zaki?

7) Bosingwa(Chelsea) - Brilliant piece fitted in by Chelsea using their chief transfer advisors(Man Utd) to get emselves another gem? Only this time.. It was all Scolari if you ask me. A brilliant wing back and probably one of the best in the world at the moment. For 16 million I think he will be paying back sooner rather than later. To me, Chelsea's most consistent man as well..

8)D. Berbatov( Man Utd) - I must admit I was pretty much on the fence with this fella. For 30 million, he just seems to be doing his job right? But well he is top in assists and has scored many crucial 1-0 winners and most importantly many crucial 1-0 Assists. Without him Man Utd wouldnt be sitting pretty on top would they? and vs Robinho he has come up when it counts.. Once in a while.. When he is not taking a nap at the corner flag..


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