"Hey Joleon, someone said you may actually play for us one day!"..Lescott and Becks have a laugh

David R.J. Beckham. 109 England caps. 0 English accolades.1 hella hot wife. 3 sons. The question everyone has been asking. Does he derserve to have 109 caps?

There are major differences between John Terry(current Eng capt) and David Beckham. 1 is struggling to stamp his mark in a team full of Rios,Stevens,Waynes,Franks etc.. who can walk in to captain any side. While last night I saw Beckham get respect without even trying. The other difference is Beckham played for LA Galaxy to try a Hollywood career, while John Terry would need to go to another galaxy to even be considered for a Hollywood suppotring actor. Does he deserve it? I dont know but the English players sure do. They know best. An assist last night and frankly I still regard him better than Phillips,Lennon,Bentley etc.. 2 of em run very fast but cant cross to save their lives while the third crosses but takes a taxi to save his life..Media influences as with their less than 45 minute rants but yesterday Becks was employed as the more feasable option for a broken down Lennon. He injected something no Carrick,Lampard and Gerrard could. That killer pass when you are surrounded by 6 defenders. His crossing was mind blowing and is probably what many try to emulate but never can. Sure its a bold statement and I know a few Liverpool and Chelsea fans will disagree but I am adamant to it.

The commentator last night had Steven Gerrard's crown jewels in his mouth as he talked bout him in the first half. Was he good. Yes.The boy is considered by experts as to ill disciplined to be a midffielder koz lets face it. He runs a lot but he doesn need to and times quietly compromises his team. Something like what Anderson,Arteta etc,, do in the BPL from time to time. Capello spot on. That boy cannot be a midfielder. He is just not good enough. Winger or Striker and we have a right mix.Rooney scored 2. Was I impressed as a United fan? No. koz lets face it Slovakia aint that tough and Skrtel looked like a bag of skittles yesterday. Its did please the commentator who immediately rushed for Rooney's crown jewels in the second half. He was a happy "man".

Spain,Italy,Holland and Germany. All winners. Italy and Spain in joy as young ones blossomed. Pique and Pazzini getting on the scoresheet. Oh Pazzini, the man once dubbed saviour of Florentia Viola now Sampling himself in Sampdoria and Sampling Italy with a goal.Pique, too slow for Man Utd? They say he is fast becoming a number 1 for Spain and more or less is for a certain Barcelona. But it was Holland and Germany that deserve the plaudits. Huntelaar doing magnificently for the dutch and they themselves will be pleased because lets face it. Since the Euro they have come under scrutiny.Sexy football. Made famous by an Arsenal team a looooooong time ago. They forgot how to do it now Arsenal play like three whales having a treesome in the Straits of Malacca.Without adult supervision. Many predicted that is how the dutch may crumble after the Euro. This 3-0 shows that this boys are still coming of age.If Huntelaar can keep the goals flowing with Van Persie. van Nistelrooy will be invited to "Jensen" to perform ball tricks on international weekends for dutch tv. Germans are ecstatic not due to that same reason but because they needed a win badly following some awful results. Lucas " I dont belive he is going back to Cologne" Podolski again on the scoresheet while oldy Ballack too. Marcell Jansen scored as well and is quite a player this season if i reckon. Doing well for his home club Hamburg I have been much impressed with his performances . Even more so than Lahm.

Finally, My idea of the big match was Bosnia vs Belgium. Bosnia's 4-2 win confirmed something I suspected. they are the team to look foreward to. If they can outdo Turkey and follow Spain to the World Cup I will be ecstatic. A certain club in Hoffenheim would agree with me I am sure. They are a young team and should come to age in the next couple of years and like Russia boast some skillful players like Musimovic and currently injured Ibisevic. Given their best, if they can outdo Turkey in their next tie, look out for this lads. They have beaten a Belgium side with many up and coming players as well who did well in the Olympics mind you but their older lads are weighin them down and Bosnia could be a team we hear more of soon. Spain and Turkey probably know that a trip to Sarejevo later on could well decide their group placings.. Watch this space..

Vote on and God bless David Bentley. Wad an idiot! and opps.. did i forget France?... I think i must have done. They got that Ribery and Benzema guys right.. Wait who was I talking bout was it Bayern Munich?...Lyon.. Ah heck it.. they'll be winning Somalia 1-0 next week again for all I care..Not the most enteratining thing on planet earth.

Elsewhere, Real Madrid say they are buying Ronaldo. Al-Qaeda said they are taking over the world on Al-Jazeera, Mas Selamat is reportedly still in Singapore,Apes have their own planet and Real Madrid claim they have won the champions league many times in the last 5 years.Just that noone listens to rubbish anymore..dem!