Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Parallels of life in Soccer n in Electronic Arts...




If soccer is a game.. Why cant it be like Fifa Online 2?.. Wont thinks be much simpler?


1) In Fifa online 2, when a team wins by a score of more than 4 goals, the difficulty of the game increases. So if you beat Arsenal 4-0, you may struggle at West Brom in your next game.... IF this was real life.. Manchester United would have had 2 pay a big price for beating Fulham 4-0 last weekend..OH yes they will..


2)In Fifa online 2, you can control all 11 players of a team so that they can play as their manager would like to get the best of the players ability... In real life we have Titus bramble who cannot control himself from well... himself!


3)In Fifa online 2, a players contract only costs a few thousand and lasts for approximately 1 season worth of games and the player never complains!.. In real life we have players who sign 5 year contracts worth millions.. and after 6 months into it.. THEY STILL COMPLAIN!!


4)In Fifa online 2, you know about your players form before the game may it be up or down so you will know who will play better.. In real life if we had that technology then probably Bramble could be castrated before he did anything silly or maybe H. Gomes for Spurs!wont dat be just dandy!?


5)In Fifa online 2, the ref never misses an offside decision at all!!... In real life that would mean Pippo Inzaghi could end up selling himself for money rather than palyin for Milan at 35!


6)In Fifa online 2, the more a player plays, the better he becomes.. In real life that would mean Jens Lehmann would have had a point when he sayed he was better than Almunia.. ok fine.. this might have deceived us more...


7)In Fifa online 2, Martin Fulop can score goals for Sunderland!!... In real life, Sunderland Strikers cant even get a goal at times...

8)In Fifa online 2, you get teams like West Brom boasting the likes of T.Henry, C. Ronaldo and L.Messi... In real life you have West Brom boasting the likes of.... erm...what colour jersey do they wear by the way?


9)In Fifa online 2, games like Manchester United vs Arsenal may lag if you play with a person with a laggy internet connection.. In real life the only game you will find lag happens every Friday at 745pm on channel 5.


10)In Fifa online 2,you have fun for many hours... In real life, the andranaline lasts a mere 90 minutes..


try it out at http://fifaonline2.iahgames.com/site/index.aspx . The Gundu endorses anythign that can make Manchester united the best team in the world... Although its much tougher in the game that it is for them in real life...;>

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